
Merry Fucking Christmas
My wife and I started a tradition of making fucked up Christmas cards, the type that made my wife’s family wonder what their little angel was doing down in the devil’s den.
Then we started doing them for other people, then for businesses and somehow this lead to a solo exhibit. Strange world.

Jesus' lesser known brother Frankie Christ - alexander's guest house

don't feed the Santa-tees - Danger Charters

chimney training - WeBeFit

Christmas Stew - The Café

We Wish You A very Caffeinated Christmas - Coffee Plantation

You're Never to Young

Naughty List

Christmas "Zombipocalypse" - Porch Craft Beer Bar

reindeer games - fairvilla

Two for the show - Bare Assets Strip Club

Silent Night

Mrs. Claus' Special Night Out

Dreaming of a white Christmas - JanGeorge

Late Night Munchies - Mr. Z's Cheesesteaks & Pizza

Hell's Bells - Alexander's Guest House

papparazzi
My personal favorite from the series. The one-eyed dog wearing the cone of shame, I may never top it.

W.c. fields was right, never work with children or elves - digital island media

even santa needs to earn a buck

santa's hungry little helpers - garbo's grill

Santa Roulette - Phantom Press
We found a lot of creative ways to kill santa.

Final Curtain - Red Barn Theater

No one escapes the holidays - Sturtz Lock & Safe

Just sprinkle a little chlorine - Aqua Clean Pool & Spa

T'was the Morning After - Harpoon Harrys

Until Next Year - Golden Bough Tree Removal

2009 - Family Portrait
This is the one that started them all. Below are my families personal Christmas cards. Everyone has their favorites, some got us into trouble. I’m partial to 2011 and 2018.

2010 - Jesus is our savior, whose yours?

2011 - fuck snow!

2012 - Here Comes Santa Claus
I’ll admit, this one didn’t sit well with the relatives, we took a year off. Probably for the best.

2014 - Christmas Lineup

2015 - Ginger Pride

2016 - Ginger Baby

2017 - Thanks A Lot, Santa!

2018 - Return to sender

2019 - Happy Whatever
